Homecoming 2014

Homecoming 2014

Monday, February 7, 2011

When A Southern Woman Gets Mad!

When a southern woman gets mad the following happens:

She calls mama
calls a friend
whips out a wooden spoon
yells
eats comfort food
cleans a house until spotless
drinks sweet tea
takes a run
has retail therapy
Sings songs as loud as possible
drives a car like a nascar driver
cries

and when all of the above doesn't calm her down, you can always find a southern woman on her knees praying!

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